Friday, July 2, 2010

The Disease

I got fever last Friday. That was when it all started. I was tired. Slept and slept. Immediately 2 days after my fever cooled down, I began to notice 'water bubbles' popping up on my palms. That was when I started breaking these 'water bubbles'. I felt nice squeezing them and crushing them off the water 'juice'. But I guess popping bubbles wasn't a good idea afterall as more 'water bubbles' came out.
Next, I was told by my dad that the shelf in the kitchen holding our plates broke and almost all the plates were broken into pieces. So I guess that kinda explain why my two feet suddenly had the piercing pain like they were poked with many tiny little needles. For a while I thought my bloodstream must have been filled with 'powder glass' from the broken plates. So it was the plates fault, despite my dad had already gotten rid of the glassy debris.
The weekend was over and the high school educator had to return to school. Guess what, she couldn't even walk comfortably in her normal pretty low high-heel shoes. So she opted for a pair of slippers instead and wearing a dress, mind you. What a bloody weird combo. Well, off she went to school. Some thought she sprained her poor ankles. Some just thought she just came out with another wild idea in trying something new.
Slowly the educator realised her palms were dotted with red swollen spots, so were her feet. Where the hell did the glasses go? There weren't any glasses that went through her feet, the educator was paranoid. Another educator informed the paranoid educator that she had the exact kinda physical symptoms many years back, so were her KIDS. Apparently, a few more educators found out. Her presence was suddenly not favourable. Paranoid educator was even forced to go back immediately by another even more paranoid educator. So she promised to hit the clinic the same day after classes have ended.
***Fast forward***

At the clinic:
Doctor: I don't think it's the disease. Look your mouth has no ulcer.
Educator: I told you, it is.
Doctor: Well, if it is... It must be atypical (however you spell that term) type.
Educator: Yeah I had fever.
Doctor: Then it must be a virus. But you won't know if it exactly is, only if you go for a blood test.
Educator: Yeah.
Doctor: Have you taken any drugs recently?
Educator: Errr... Drugs? I don't think so, Doc. [wtf?!]
Doctor: Ehehehe.. I don't mean DRUGS, you know medicines are drugs too.
Educator: I know. I don't think I have consumed any type of drugs lately.
Doctor: Have you got contact?
Educator: Contact?? o_O
Doctor: I mean contact like do you know anyone who has this symptom.
Educator: No, unless they are hiding it from me.
Doctor: You know, all the kids whom I have dealt with with this will even suffer pain on the palms whether or not they are pressure applied onto it.
Educator: Yeah, mine only hurt when I placed them hard onto a surface/whatever.
Doctor: If This Is It... Then I might have to give you a few days off. It usually takes 5 days to a week to fully recover. So how many days should I give you ah?
Educator: *speechless but smiling*
Doctor: I give you 2 days first. If you still don't recover after this, do come back to me and I'll extend your MC. You need some rest. There are no exact medication for this. You got to rely on your immune system.
Educator: Yeah.

*** After Clinic ***
Educator SMS-ed another educator to inform about her absence the next day from high school. The reply came was "I thought only kids have that."

***Fast Forward, 2 days Later***
The red dots were still there, except that they were no longer swollen and reddish. They're hardened and orangy in colour. So the educator decided to just go back to school since it's getting better and because she's actually an educator and kept reminding herself, "The minds on the young are waiting to be nurtured by you. Go back, quick."
Educator met educator and came the probing moment. "EH! You're back!" "Yes." "You're OK already ah? So fast??" "Yes. It's all dried up." "Are YOU SURE??"
"No, I'm not sure. I would like to extend my MC if only I knew this is going to happen."
Sigh. What was I thinking???
Mysterious virus came...... and went. I survived.

2 comments:

Zhariff said...

pretty weird disease for an 'educator' to suffer from..

Pina Colada said...

beats me! I'm glad it lasted only for a few days!